1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:04,296 Rinny: Duck. Duck. Duck. Listen, I know it's a lot to commit to, Barb, 2 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:05,255 but seriously, you're missing out. 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:08,007 Melissa, I cannot possibly watch 500 episodes 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,718 of a British reality show, 5 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:13,180 even if it does deal with my favorite emotion, love, 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,390 on my favorite land form, an island. 7 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,392 Duck Duck Goose is the perfect game. 8 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,228 Yeah, first of all, contained to a small area. 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,563 Only one kid talks every round, 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,565 and then they tire themselves out, running around in a circle, 11 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,067 two at a time. 12 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,818 Plus, we can watch them and catch up at the same time. 13 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,195 Yeah. Perfect game. Perfect. 14 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,073 Ladies, can we please stop leaving our windows open? 15 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,573 There's a bird in the hallway. 16 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:34,618 We are in the gym. 17 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,703 I think that's a hallway problem. 18 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,705 Duck, duck, duck... 19 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,540 Can you please just pick one? 20 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,833 Duck, duck, bird! 21 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,918 [ Crow caws ] 22 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,796 [ Kids screaming ] 23 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,714 Lunch worker: What the hell? [ Pots clattering ] 24 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,760 And now it is a kitchen problem. [ Pots continue clattering ] 25 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,178 And then, every once in a while, 26 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,847 the hottest piece you have ever seen in your life 27 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,350 enters the villa. These are called bombshells. 28 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,602 This is Callum. 29 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,812 Hang on. Hang on. 30 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,355 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 31 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:09,528 ♪♪ 32 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:14,658 ♪♪ 33 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,702 My water broke. Told y'all she pregnant. 34 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,578 No. Okay. Let me clarify. 35 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,623 The water in my apartment is not working. 36 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,417 Something about the pipes. 37 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,544 [ Sighs ] Game night's canceled. 38 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,504 Not so fast, m'lady. I can host. 39 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,298 No, you can't. No, I can't. 40 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,758 What did we talk about? Go stand up for yourself. 41 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,218 Alicia Vitarelli: [ On TV ] ...warblers, and raptors... 42 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,928 Melissa, I can do what I want in my room. 43 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,513 It's my room. It's her room. 44 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,849 Janine: Damn it. Oh, God. This sucks. 45 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,351 I was really looking forward to hanging out with Elijah. 46 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,145 It's a classic love story. 47 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,147 Boy sees ex at karaoke bar. 48 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,315 Boy meets new boy. 49 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,066 Boy brings that boy to game night. 50 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,193 Oh, somebody write the movie already. 51 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,904 You know what? I'll host. 52 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,948 But you said you don't believe in friendship in the home. 53 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,700 I know, but I'm a little bit more open now. 54 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,327 And Janine has said 55 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,203 that my apartment should be in Architectural Digest. 56 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:03,206 Yes. My second favorite magazine to read at the dentist's office, 57 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,249 after Highlights. 58 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,835 I've decided to be excited. 59 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,878 Additionally, I have decided this is going to be great. 60 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,839 Whoo! [ Chuckles ] 61 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,090 Alicia: [ On TV ] ...measures have failed to pass... 62 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,968 So, Gregory's home is very Architectural Digest 63 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,554 in that there are several bowls of limes 64 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,682 and it looks like maybe no one's ever lived there. 65 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,726 And the furniture is -- it's very firm. 66 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:26,229 Oh, I think we can all survive some "firm-iture." [firm furniture] 67 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,397 [ Chuckles weakly ] 68 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,732 It's not just the furniture, you know. 69 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,484 It's just not that cozy. 70 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,943 And I never said anything because 71 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,862 how do you tell someone that when you first start dating? 72 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,906 Oh, you don't. You ignore it and hope it'll go away. 73 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,575 Exactly. But now it's too late to say anything. 74 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,160 Well, it's a big deal that he invited people over. 75 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,453 You don't want to scare him out of it. 76 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,621 Right. And I won't. I won't. 77 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,831 I'll just make a few light suggestions, right? 78 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,583 Some here and theres? Bits and bobs? 79 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,960 Pots and pans? 'Cause he doesn't have any. 80 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,546 Well, just be gentle. You know he is so baby girl. 81 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,256 He is. 82 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,051 Barbara: Ugh, rain next week. 83 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,469 Glad I won't be here. 84 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,553 Ava: And where you think you going? 85 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,430 Nobody told me trash was taking a week off. 86 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,932 I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow, 87 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,850 as I've told you several times. 88 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,895 What I wouldn't give for a vacation in New Orleans. 89 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:10,357 Beignet in one hand. Irish coffee in the other. 90 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,401 By the way, only thing the Irish ever got right, 91 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,736 besides red hair. And Colin Farrell. 92 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,155 What about your brother Seamus? Eh. 93 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,907 Mr. Johnson: My first vacation in 30 years. 94 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,742 I made sure to secure a middle seat. 95 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,452 Two different shoulders to nap on. 96 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,914 Well, do you have a REAL ID? You have to have one to fly now. 97 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,749 Of course my ID is real. 98 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,001 I look like a 16-year-old trying to buy a Buzz Ball? 99 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,504 No, they're talking about these fancy new IDs 100 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,464 that you have to go down to the DMV and get them. 101 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,216 Oh, man, it's always something. 102 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,300 I'll go down there after work. 103 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,218 Let me call my pickleball league, 104 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,886 tell them I can't make it. 105 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,596 Well, Gerald and I are traveling for the holidays, 106 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,140 and I've been putting off getting mine, 107 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,016 so why don't we go down to the DMV together 108 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,476 and just get it out the way? 109 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,602 Yeah, I might as well do it, too. 110 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,813 I mean, misery now, or misery later, right? 111 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,314 I'll go, too. I'm looking scrumptious today, 112 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,233 and my ID is expiring soon, 113 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,152 so time for a new pic. I'll drive. 114 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,153 Dibs. Shotgun. 115 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,362 Dibs on shotgun. 116 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,698 Amateurs. [ Chuckles ] 117 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:00,907 Gregory: Alright, you guys have a good day. 118 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,117 Kid: Okay. 119 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,244 Um, Gregory -- Bye -- 120 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,413 Uh, Jacob wanted to know what to bring. 121 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,331 Um, I told him he could bring cups. 122 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,958 He said cake. We settled on cupcake, 123 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,626 but I just wanted to double check with you. 124 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,004 Um, he doesn't need to bring anything. I got it covered. 125 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,839 I'm sending out a Google Form to everyone now. 126 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,507 Oh. Fun. 127 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,760 Everybody loves a pre-party form. [ Chuckles ] 128 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,387 Maybe I can come by a little bit earlier and help set up. 129 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,556 No need. I'm going to the store after work, 130 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,349 and the apartment's already clean. 131 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,226 I got this. Oh, no, I know. 132 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,021 Just, hosting can be really overwhelming. 133 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,773 Just want to make sure you don't overlook anything. 134 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,357 Oh, I won't. According to my calculations, 135 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,984 I'll have three extra minutes for silent contemplation 136 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,736 of game strategy. 137 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,155 Alright. Maybe I'll bring a couple throw pillows 138 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,740 or a candle. 139 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:42,908 [ Sighs ] I feel like if I need it, 140 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,201 it's in my checklist. 141 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,619 You know, I'm actually really surprised 142 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,413 I've never hosted before. It's so many logistics. 143 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,248 Loving it. I love chips. 144 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,875 Chips are so good. Yeah, I know. 145 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,002 Do you think you're gonna have any chips at the party? 146 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,420 Come on, now. Okay. 147 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,589 Kind of party would it be without chickpea chips? 148 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:58,965 Chickpea what? 149 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,675 You know there's 3 grams of protein per serving? 150 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,260 No, I didn't know that. Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,512 Ugh. Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,222 Love to learn. 153 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,765 [ Indistinct conversations ] 154 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,975 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: B10. 155 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,312 [ Cackles ] Read it and weep, suckers. 156 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,397 I'm B12. They're already at B10. 157 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,107 Mr. Johnson, are you sure 158 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,027 that you have all of the proper documentation? 159 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,321 Yeah. 'Cuz one of those folders is just signed head shots. 160 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,281 I got everything I could ever need to prove 161 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,367 I am who the American government thinks I am. 162 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,453 I, for one, am very proud of you for taking this vacation. 163 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,413 It's very easy for us older folks 164 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,415 to get wrapped up in the work 165 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,252 that we forget to make time for ourselves. 166 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,753 And you need the rest. 167 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,796 Thank you. 168 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,172 But I won't be resting. 169 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,840 I will be turning up. 170 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,593 Ugh! I hate it when he tries to sound like the kids. 171 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,387 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: B15. 172 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,597 Oh. That's me. 173 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,765 What the helly? 174 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,934 [ Cackles ] 175 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,811 Hello, I'm Mr. Johnson. 176 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,604 You got a first name, Mr. Johnson? 177 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,147 It's -- Never mind, I see it. 178 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,567 But this isn't gonna work. You filled this out with blue ink. 179 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,318 Please fill it out again with black ink. 180 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,611 Lady, I got arthritis. 181 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,572 I don't know how many forms I got left in me. 182 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,574 Did the arthritis keep you from following the instructions? 183 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:06,741 Next. 184 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,952 So rude. What is this, the post office? 185 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,871 You watch your mouth. 186 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,997 Welcome to Gregory's Goofy Game Night. 187 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,665 Ah! [ Laughs ] 188 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,166 Oh, I actually have my party shirt on already. 189 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,376 Okay. It's -- It looks black, 190 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,043 but it's actually really dark blue. 191 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,629 Oh, I see. 192 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,591 Oh. I should have come early. 193 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,427 Yeah. It's okay. We still have enough time to get things ready. 194 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,471 What do you mean? It is ready. I-I have the three S's. 195 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,514 Oh. Seating... 196 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,349 Ah. ...snacks, 197 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,518 and sounds. [ Phone beeps ] 198 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,020 These are binaural beats for concentration. [ Ethereal synth chords play ] 199 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,187 Oh. Okay. 200 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,731 Yeah. It's great. 201 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,233 [ Ethereal synth chords continue playing ] 202 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,943 Do you think there are enough seats for everyone? 203 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,529 'Cause it's just the couple -- Uh, yeah, we have -- 204 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,197 The other chair rolled away. Oh. 205 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,117 Ah! Skkkrrrt. 206 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,619 Crossover. [ Knock on door ] 207 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,162 Oh. Ah. 208 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,496 Can you make sure the other chair doesn't roll away? 209 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,664 The ball? Y-Yeah. 210 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:55,749 Okay. Just put a hand on it. 211 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,042 Yeah. It won't -- 212 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,335 Erika. 213 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,044 Hey, Gregory. Janine: Hey, girl! 214 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,920 Hey. Uh -- 215 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,589 S-So this is your place. 216 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,757 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Yeah. 217 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,384 So, um...sterile. 218 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,553 Mm. Almost like a facility. 219 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,430 Thank you. Uh, can I get you anything to drink? 220 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,182 Oh, I would love one. Uh, filtered or bottled? 221 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,184 Filtered alcohol? 222 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,602 Oh, you're funny. Ah. 223 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,687 Oh, you're really funny. [ Chuckles ] 224 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,022 Like, people tell you you funny all the time, don't they? I always -- 225 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,482 Look, since you don't have a preference, 226 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,025 I will bring you both filtered 227 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,318 and bottled... Oh, my God. 228 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,569 ...'cause that's the kind of host I am. 229 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,780 Great host. But keep the jokes coming. 230 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,156 I'm looking to you for the funny tonight. 231 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,575 She's hilarious. [ Both laugh awkwardly ] 232 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,993 Girl, what the hell is going on? 233 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,536 This is Gregory's first time hosting. 234 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,413 I don't want to discourage him. Please be nice. 235 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,040 So don't tell him his apartment is 236 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,168 the physical embodiment of Edvard Munch's "The Scream"? 237 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,128 What? A bitch can't like art? 238 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,672 No, you can! 239 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,382 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: B11. 240 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,175 [ Gasps ] Ooh, I gotta be next. 241 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,178 Are you looking at mugshots for inspiration? 242 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,013 Well, they use the same camera and lighting setup here 243 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,431 as they do when you get booked, 244 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,308 so mugshots are the perfect reference photos. 245 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,977 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: G26. 246 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,980 Finished. I'm gonna turn the Big Easy into the Big Sleazy. 247 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,523 Wait, how -- how are you next? 248 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,857 It's supposed to be me. 249 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,193 You people on some kind of bingo system? 250 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,071 Pretty privilege. [ Cackles ] 251 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,989 Finished, in black ink. 252 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,324 You want a cookie? 253 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,367 I'll take two. 254 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,618 Paperwork looks good, 255 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,620 and I see your document from List A, 256 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,746 but where's something from List B? 257 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,623 I only bought documents from List A. 258 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,042 You need one document from List A and List B, 259 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,670 or one document from List C. It's and/or. 260 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,672 I haven't seen "Andor." It's a rogue one. 261 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,674 So you're unprepared and uncultured. 262 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,300 If you can't produce that document, 263 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,886 we won't be able to get you your REAL ID today. 264 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,471 Next. 265 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,808 Looks like the only jazz I'll be singing is the blues. 266 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,518 That was pretty good. [ Chuckles ] 267 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,563 This is administrative injustice. 268 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,565 It's alright, ladies. 269 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,191 Oh, it is not alright. 270 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,444 You know they can't close until the last person leaves. 271 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,070 And we are staying. 272 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,990 Well, I'm not really invested, but Barb's my ride, so... 273 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,783 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: N44. 274 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,744 Oh, that's me. 275 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,996 You are getting on that plane, Mr. Johnson, 276 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:01,124 or my name isn't Barbara Howard. 277 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,001 I ought to run for office. 278 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,753 She got my two votes. 279 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,173 [ Singsong voice ] Hello. 280 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,259 Ah. You know, while I have you here, 281 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:15,764 I'd like to talk to you about my friend Mr. Johnson. 282 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,142 That man, he needs a break. 283 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,769 He -- Ma'am, you're gonna need to take the written exam. 284 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,812 Line's over there. Excuse me? 285 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,106 Your license expired two years ago. 286 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,900 Excuse me. 287 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,777 Are you holding car keys right now? 288 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,154 Did you drive here? 289 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,489 Excuse me. 290 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,074 Oh, you can't hear me? 291 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,701 I'm gonna put you down for a hearing test, as well. 292 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,206 [ Ethereal synth tones continue playing ] 293 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,541 Uh, where'd you get this firm couch, Gregory? 294 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,293 I got it from this place in Baltimore, 295 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,004 but when I first got it, it was way too soft. 296 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,297 So I just went in there 297 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,257 and removed some of the unnecessary filling. 298 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,384 It's firm. So you un-upholstered it? 299 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,595 Well, I don't wanna make it sound fancier than it was, 300 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,139 but, yeah, I guess I did. 301 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,433 Well, I'll tell you what. I am having a blast. 302 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,769 Okay, well, uh, maybe now's a good time. 303 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,187 I saw this thing online. 304 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,605 They said it was really good for parties. 305 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,232 Jacob and Elijah, 306 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,191 I feel like you guys are really gonna love this. 307 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,984 I wasn't sure if it would be ready in time, 308 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,445 but I just checked, and it's, uh -- 309 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,448 it's smelling pretty ripe. 310 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,991 [ Whispering ] Did he just say ripe or right? I don't know. 311 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,827 And, Erika, you're gonna love this. Okay? 312 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,079 It's got alcohol in it. Oh. Thank God. [ Chuckles ] 313 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,997 Janine: Yes. It's homemade kombucha. 314 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,874 [Bleep] Right? So who wants some? 315 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,417 I do. Okay. 316 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:30,004 I'm low-key kind of offended by that question, 'cause... 317 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,881 of course I want some! 318 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,633 Where is the kombucha? [ Laughter ] 319 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,218 Come on, now. This is my guy. 320 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,845 Ah! 321 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,388 [ Whispering ] Jacob, thank you so much 322 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,764 for filling him in on the whole "being chill" thing. 323 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,391 Oh, I didn't say anything. 324 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,060 His social and emotional IQ is through the roof. Oh. 325 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,938 Either that, or he's way weirder than I thought. 326 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,398 Should I just bring the pitcher out? Yeah? 327 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,941 Yeah. Right? For everybody? 328 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:50,984 Everybody -- You want some? [ All agreeing ] 329 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,985 I'mma get you some. Alright. Erika: Come on. 330 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,027 Yes! Sure. 331 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,280 [ Knock on door ] 332 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,447 Now, who is that? 333 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,077 Gregory! Simon. 334 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,662 Didn't match my energy, but yeah. It's me. 335 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,747 That's cause you didn't fill out the attendance form. 336 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,499 That's okay. There's my queen. 337 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,293 Hi, babe! [ Chuckles ] 338 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,086 [ Quietly ] Be nice. We're trying to pretend like 339 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,421 this is all normal and good. Gregory: Okay, great. 340 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,089 And you guys can read Simon the rules. 341 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,674 Mm-hmm. Yeah? That'll be fun. 342 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,634 Definitely. Unless you've already played Soil Erosion. 343 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,887 Is that on Xbox? 344 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,014 You are hilarious. I told you. 345 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,390 The two of y'all are -- Right? 346 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,017 I told you. Jokester. 347 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,936 Gregory: You're so funny! I see why this works! 348 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:31,024 "At a crosswalk, you must -- 'A,' increase your speed." 349 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,234 Yep, that's it. First one's always "A." 350 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,485 I don't know about you two, 351 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,195 but I am not getting back into Barb's car. 352 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,031 She just said you should speed up at the crosswalk. 353 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,908 It's only a problem if you're in a crosswalk. 354 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,618 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: 12B. 355 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,745 Ooh. That's me. 356 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,246 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know where 357 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,998 you think you're going, buddy. [ Chuckles ] 358 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:50,001 No, no, no. I'm 12B. You're B12. 359 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,753 Like the vitamin. 360 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,922 This place hates Italians! 361 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,840 I'm Italian. This place hates women! 362 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,091 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: 12C. 363 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,509 Ooh! 364 00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,802 Sorry, Melly Mel. That's me. 365 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,012 Sell me your ticket. 366 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,555 No. I've always wanted a mugshot, 367 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,806 but they will never catch your girl, 368 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,934 so this is the next best thing. 369 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,518 Don't you worry, Mr. J. I will talk to them 370 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,270 and get you on that flight to New England. 371 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,439 New Orleans. Wherever. 372 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,815 They won't say no to me. 373 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,943 This face card never declines. 374 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,863 "If you see livestock on the road, you should --" 375 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,491 Now, why in the world would I be driving on a farm? 376 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,493 Thanks for making room for me, Gregory. 377 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:27,413 Now I get to sit next to E baby on this, uh, weight bench. 378 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,915 [ Bench clanks loudly, Simon falls ] 379 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,502 Hey, as a heads up, bathroom's out of paper towels. 380 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,212 Well, there's always the environmentally conscious move 381 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,630 of putting out a hand towel. 382 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,424 Multiple sets of hands on one towel is crazy. 383 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,052 But I can't believe I ran out of paper towels. 384 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,429 Um, you know what? 385 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,598 It's okay. Just go ahead and, uh, 386 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,141 wipe your hands on my shirt. It's terrycloth. 387 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,351 Oh, I don't want to do that. 388 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,353 Do it! 389 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,105 So you just gonna be a hand towel? 390 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,983 Ava: What's up, Jeff? While I'm here, 391 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,110 I wanted to talk to you about an employee of mine. 392 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,569 That is not a sentient a bowling ball. 393 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,113 That is Mr. Johnson. 394 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,572 And he has a flight to catch tomorrow. 395 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,783 And the only thing stopping him from a much-needed vacation 396 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,451 in New Hampshire is a REAL ID. 397 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,370 So if you could just help me -- [ Camera shutter clicks ] 398 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,205 I know you didn't just take a picture without a countdown. 399 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,623 Next. No. Go ahead 400 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,250 and delete that one, 'cuz we gonna do it again. 401 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,835 Three. 402 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,877 [ Camera shutter clicks ] You didn't even get to two! 403 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,129 I've got a long line, ma'am. 404 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,171 And it's gonna get longer if you don't 405 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,798 three-two-one another picture. 406 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,425 [ Camera shutter clicks ] Hey, yo, stop playing with me. 407 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,719 [ Camera shutter clicks ] What the -- 408 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,178 Okay. "While you were asleep, 409 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,389 a rogue farmer snuck in and tilled your fields. 410 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,224 Go back three spaces." Damn it. 411 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,392 Ad voiceover: Are you tired of seeing crack 412 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,353 just because you want your water back? 413 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,564 At Gentlemen's Plumbing, all of our plumbers wear belts, 414 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,898 and that's a guarantee. 415 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,650 It's free if there's ads. 416 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,193 I mean, that money ain't gonna save itself. 417 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,237 Yeah, and you know what? A lot of the times, I think 418 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,323 that the ads are better than the music. 419 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,657 [ Chuckles weakly ] 420 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,037 Okay. I know. When I get up there, I'm gonna handle it. 421 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,330 Okay? I promise. 422 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,625 I try not to be that kind of Karen white woman, 423 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,085 but every once in a while, 424 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,671 the universe just, unh, forces my hand. 425 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,758 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: Now calling "Circle 4 Dot." 426 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,385 What the...? Circle 4 Dot? 427 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,804 What in the Fred Flintstone [bleep] is that? 428 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,431 It's not a number. 429 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,766 I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 430 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,225 That works for me. 431 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,685 [ Buzzer ] Ohh! 432 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,562 What a wicked machine. 433 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,607 Come on, man! Just take another picture. 434 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,317 You think my man can't hack this little system? 435 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,985 That would be a federal offense. 436 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,528 So? He's a member of Anonymous, 437 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,198 but he's so fine, they won't even let him wear a mask. 438 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,200 [ Camera shutter clicks ] Oh, you think I can't jump over this counter. 439 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,118 Y'all said you could help me get to New Orleans, 440 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,079 but you're just a bunch of "jamba-liars." [jambalaya liars] 441 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,248 Damn! I'm on fire! [ Chuckling ] 442 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,293 Oh, you got jokes? Gotta have jokes in this [bleep] 443 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:41,047 Simon: Think I'm gonna use my soil coins to buy another cow. 444 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,590 Janine: Ah. As Doja Cat once said, 445 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,134 "moo." [ Laughter ] 446 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,095 [ Device beeping ] Oh, what was that? 447 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,430 Gregory: Oh, it's my air quality monitor. 448 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,890 Yeah, the CO2 levels are a little high. 449 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,141 I think the addition of Simon 450 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,434 increased the concentration levels. 451 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,019 Oh, no. 452 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,229 Why don't you tell your man to stop breathing so hard? 453 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,522 Why don't you tell your man to get a damn grip? 454 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,689 Hey -- [ Jacob clears throat ] 455 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,316 It's alright. I'll just open a window. 456 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,068 It's October. Yeah, it's already like 60 degrees in here. 457 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,153 Okay, well, if we're anti-window I can get everybody masks. 458 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,613 Just open the [bleep] window. Okay. 459 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,573 Big money, big money, big money-y-y! 460 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,118 [ Chuckles awkwardly ] Hey, this is fun, right? 461 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,869 [ Pigeon coos ] 462 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,538 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God. What?! 463 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,998 Jacob: Oh, not again! 464 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,834 Let me take out my Merlin app. Janine: No -- What -- 465 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,252 Ah. Rock pigeon. What? 466 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,586 You didn't know that's a pigeon? 467 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,672 Okay, I got a game we can play. 468 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,173 Two truths and a lie. 469 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,925 Kombucha is not real alcohol. 470 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,510 It's too damn cold in here. 471 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,470 And this party sucks. Erika! 472 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,682 That's too many truths. She has to start over now. 473 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,809 Does my party suck? [ Pigeon coos ] 474 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,227 No! 475 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,520 No. 476 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,856 Big money, big money, big money-y-y. 477 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,149 Aah! Aah. Wha-- 478 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,112 Why didn't you tell me you didn't think I should host? 479 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,321 You said I should have gone back to back 480 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,197 in the Apartment of the Year Awards. 481 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,449 I know, and that doesn't even exist. 482 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,658 It's ju-- You seemed so excited to do it. 483 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,618 I'm not a kid. You can be honest with me. 484 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,661 I want you to be comfortable here. 485 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,538 I am comfortable here. 486 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,999 It's just, I do think... 487 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,127 that you could use real chairs. And consider a pillow. 488 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,587 And I think Jacob was onto something 489 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,671 with that hand towel thing. 490 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,339 I just wish that 491 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,883 would've just let you help from the beginning. 492 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,176 If I'd just listened to you, 493 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,510 maybe people would've actually had fun. 494 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,971 Well, it's okay, because I listen to me. 495 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,764 [ Friends chatter indistinctly ] 496 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,308 I'm looking forward to finding out what that means. 497 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,684 Come with me. 498 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,895 Oh, my God. Um, okay. 499 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,563 It is a fun party. 500 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,981 Jesus. 501 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,191 Hey, guys. 502 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,193 I wish you had more rooms. Enjoy. 503 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,194 [ P.A. beeps ] DMV P.A.: B12. 504 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,362 That's me! Okay, okay. 505 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,655 I'm coming, I'm coming! 506 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,574 Well, this was a bust. 507 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,825 Can't believe I let y'all talk me into 508 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,035 wasting my time like this. 509 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,536 Mr. Johnson, I'm sorry. 510 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,663 You're not gonna be able to take your vacation. 511 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,624 It's okay. I've gone 30 years without one. 512 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,000 What's another 30? [ Vacuum running ] 513 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,585 [ Clearing throat ] 514 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,507 Ticket, please. 515 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,467 Oh, yes, yes. 516 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,801 I had it in my pocket. 517 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,762 Sorry, but without a ticket, I can't help you. 518 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,430 No, no. No. I'm B12. 519 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,474 Please, please, you have to believe me. 520 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,352 My mind is fractured. My soul is broken. 521 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,979 Darkness reigns supreme. 522 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,440 Welcome to the DMV. 523 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,400 [ Sighs ] Come on. It was -- 524 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,693 Oh, it's right there. Okay. 525 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,529 No! No-o-o! 526 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,365 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. 527 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,992 I'm gonna need you to please empty out that vacuum cleaner. 528 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,244 No can do. That's trash. 529 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,704 Mr. Ronson? 530 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,704 Mr. Johnson. 531 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,415 How you doing, man? 532 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,001 You left the school district and took your talents to the DMV. 533 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,377 You know, it's a pretty good gig, 534 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,171 aside from all the red tape I have to vacuum up. 535 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,006 You two know each other. 536 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,800 I owe everything to this man standing right here. 537 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,760 When he found me, I was in a dark place. 538 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,886 He sure was. 539 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,638 Cleaning up the basement of a Sears. 540 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,390 So what brings you to my sweeping grounds? 541 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,350 Was supposed to go on a little getaway tomorrow. 542 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,018 Been my first in 30 years. 543 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,230 But they won't give me my REAL ID because I need some document. 544 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,691 Mr. Ronson, might it be possible 545 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,987 for you to, uh, talk with your coworker over there? 546 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,029 -Oh. -Yes. 547 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,240 Hey, Tammy, what do you say 548 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,741 you help an old pal of mine out? No. 549 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,868 Well, that settles it. Let's get out of here. 550 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,121 Okay. How about I tell everyone 551 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,414 it was you that clogged the toilet? 552 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,707 [ Melissa gasps ] Barbara: Oh. 553 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,375 Damn, girl. 554 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,668 You wouldn't. 555 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,128 Try me. 556 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,132 Oh. 557 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,175 Looks like you've been approved for a REAL ID. 558 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,553 There you go. So, sir, if you just head over there, 559 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,971 Jeff will take your photo. 560 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,723 Okay? Wow. 561 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,766 You're going to Newfoundland after all. 562 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,935 [ Chuckles ] 563 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,437 Tammy, might it be possible 564 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,732 for you to look the other way on my written exam? 565 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,108 I'm predisposed to failing it. 566 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,568 No. 567 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,945 You're gonna need to retake that. 568 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,780 You're driving, Melissa. 569 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,073 [ Scoffs ] [ Telephone rings in distance ] 570 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,159 Some people, right? So... 571 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,744 No. 572 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,288 I will see you in hell! 573 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,290 I'm already there. 574 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,374 Add Britney. Okay. 575 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,001 Add Gaga. Add Beyoncé. 576 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,419 Okay, could you slow down? 577 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,130 Oh. [ Gasps ] Bjork. 578 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,840 I'm finally starting to feel my fingers again. 579 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,635 [ Straining ] How'd you get this into the car by yourself? 580 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,345 Oh, I didn't. I asked a stranger for help. 581 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,763 Oh. Well, I don't like that at all. 582 00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,889 Here you go. 583 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,307 Ooh. Oh -- 584 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,475 Ladies first. 585 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,143 Jacob, I like this one. 586 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,146 And I do, too. Hi. I'm your new best friend. 587 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,606 And we have to be locked in for life now. 588 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,024 Oh. It's an honor, 589 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,442 but don't shake unless you're ready. 590 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,277 Hey, did you bring any better games? 591 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,904 Uh, no, I didn't, 592 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,989 because I think you brought the perfect one. 593 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,407 Great. Yeah. 594 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,825 You think I should fire up some bison burgers 595 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,826 on the Foreman? 596 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,453 I don't think that you should. 597 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,081 I think maybe we should order some pizzas for everyone. 598 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,582 Oh! Someone said pizza. 599 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,125 I said pizza. See how it -- Mm-hmm. 600 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,543 Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. 601 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,504 It's a crowd pleaser, right? I-I guess. 602 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,089 Thank you for asking my advice. 603 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,299 [ Indistinct conversations ] 604 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,759 There you go. Just got something on here. Okay. 605 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,720 Three, two, one. 606 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,931 [ Camera shutter clicks ] Oh. Now he can count. 607 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,933 Oh, that's stunning. 608 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,060 Melissa: Well, at least one of us got what we came for. 609 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,814 Mr. Johnson, you better have the best vacation ever. 610 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,482 Oh, I intend to. 611 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,401 Now that I have a REAL ID and a passport, 612 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,735 the world is my clam. 613 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,903 What? What? 614 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,154 I'm allergic to oysters. 615 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,699 Wait, you have a passport? Yeah. 616 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,242 You silly son of a bitch. 617 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:05,037 Mr. Johnson, you could have just used your passport. 618 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,831 And you call yourselves educators. 619 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,999 New Orleans is in the country. 620 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,253 -- Captions by Verbit -- 621 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,462 Gregory: You know, after the initial hiccups, 622 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,339 I feel like tonight was a success. 623 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,675 I agree. Can't wait to do it again. 624 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,261 Yeah, but maybe next time at your place. 625 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,056 Yeah. 626 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,724 But maybe we can host together? 627 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,436 Okay. 628 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,354 Ooh, I almost forgot the pillows. 629 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,731 Um, actually, 630 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,109 maybe you leave those, if that's okay with you. 631 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,694 Really? Yeah. 632 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,654 Mm! Aww. 633 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,030 But definitely not that one. 634 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:42,950 Okay. Yeah. 635 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,994 Yeah. It's more my place. 636 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,829 Yeah. Yeah. 637 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,333 News flash. 638 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,252 You know those big yellow humps in the middle of the road? 639 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,837 You mean speed bumps? 640 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,757 Turns out you're supposed to slow down for them. 641 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,717 Who knew? [ Door opens ] 642 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,678 Um, y'all not too old to get fired. 643 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,221 Get to class before this becomes the former teacher's lounge. [ School bell rings ] 644 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,182 Shoot. Let's go. Oh. Come on. 645 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,100 [ Alicia speaking indistinctly on TV ] 646 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,478 A Philadelphia man stunned New Orleans today 647 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,731 when he wrestled seven alligators in under 10 minutes, 648 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,776 breaking his own record from 30 years ago. 649 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,528 They're calling him the Bayou Bruiser. 650 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,155 [ Bird caws ] And -- Aah! 651 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:24,074 Okay. There is a-a bird in the studio. 652 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:24,909 We have to go to break.